ultrafacts:

The 100 richest people in the world earned enough money in 2012 to end global poverty 4 times.

A Russian man once drank 3 bottles of vodka. He then jumped out of a 5 story window, walked back up, and jumped again.

Sir Ian McKellen, broke down and cried while filming ‘The Hobbit’.

Johnny…

pyronoid-d:

This is 100% my favourite Hank quote.

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fairyboy:

where’s the problem

fairyboy:

where’s the problem

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

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k1mkardashian:

I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight

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iamtemporarytoday:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

i’m so fucking done with this site

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dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

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