blogthegreatrouge:

jumpingjacktrash:

commandtower-solring-go:

juneboba:

twiststreet:

!!!

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This is incredible because it is super difficult to visualise how much 6 feet actually is and most people don’t bother to try

HOLY SHIT ok first of all that is a brilliant use of technology, and second, that activated my flight response bigtime and i bet it convinced people to evacuate that weren’t gonna, which would’ve saved lives. so good job folks, worth the effort.

Why can’t she share that protective shield spell that she clearly casted on herself at least?

(Source: twitter.com, via teenscoolest)

bigmammallama5:

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

(via incogniito)

ruinedchildhood:

when your free trial runs out

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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via humorstar)

lnfirmaries:

Someone: *starts playing with my hair*
Me:❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Someone: your hairs really soft
Me: ❤️❤️❤️😍😘❣💕💖💘💟💓💞💕💚💞💘💘💞💕💕💞💕💕💞💞💕💖💘❣💚💚💙💓💓💞

(via teenagerposts)

eventualeternity:

socialworkgradstudents:

socialworkgradstudents:

socialworkgradstudents:

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

And now the rest of us are crying too

(Source: sw-or-gtfo, via thefrysh)

suppamicropamchopp:

緊急事態 “The claw”

(via lubricates)

hotboyproblems:

“My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.”

— My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell)

hobrien:

Once Upon a Deadpool (2018)

(via thefrysh)

acoustickub:

getcultured:

jvlioo:

cofficionado:

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”


- Barack Obama

Big dick energy

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Originally posted by thecoolcoolcat

mariesbookblog:

faded-mind:

theangelshavethetimeturner:

invite-me-to-your-memories:

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

#no we don’t

What

(via itsagifnotagif)

billiam-spockspeare:

Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

(Source: catchymemes, via notnowtobey)

b0nk3rz:

spice5girls:

Merry Christmas

Spice up ur fucking life

(via lubricates)

one-million-cats:
“red-plains-rider:
“ weedmum:
“ stygianzinogre:
“ crimson–peach:
“ weedmum:
“ When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
”
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure...

one-million-cats:

red-plains-rider:

weedmum:

stygianzinogre:

crimson–peach:

weedmum:

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

@fancyphobic

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

(Source: jewghoul)

imaginedsoldier:

imaginedsoldier:

Target is where you go when you’re gonna try to restructure your entire life with 100 bucks, and you’re counting on a shoe rack, thumbtacks, a whiteboard, and new stationary to do it.

Everyone in here is looking for forgiveness and they’re trying to find it in a tasteful desk lamp and minimalist day planner

(via thefrysh)