When I’m older and rich I’m going to switch hemispheres every 6 months so I never have to experience winter or autumn ever again
This literally happened to me at a bar on Halloween night.
"Such a great use of that "moment of realization", in a cartoon." - 98% Evil
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
||i don't want to have kids
|every adult within 100 mile radius:
||nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!
Johanna does not have time for this Hunger Games nonsense
she’s just one of those contestants who is constantly having her mouth, hands, and other parts blurred out on television.
I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
MY ROOMMATE AND I PUT UP OUR CHRISTMAS TREE AND I WANNA CRY
MY OWN CHRISTMAS TREE
THIS IS IT MOM I DID IT YOU CAN BE PROUD OF YOUR DAUGHTER